Funny dating rules for men
However, if she doesn't at least give you a blowjob by date #2, #3 at the latest, there are better investments out there.On date #3, remind her of the "third date rule." This is the big corollary of rule #7. If you can fake that you've got it made." Hey, in the end they all want to be dominated.One exception, which is admittedly a royal pain, but worth it -- put the toilet seat down after you take a wizz.She sees that and she'll think she's found god's gift to girls, and she'll give you better sex than a 0 hooker. For some reason girls don't like it when we stare at their tits when we talk to them.You did a lot of work and you're tired, and you have important work to do tomorrow.
If so, you can probably get this to continue in the bedroom. (Park the Hyundai somewhere else and walk to where you meet her, though.) Remember, nice guys don't get laid.
No girl is perfect, but most of them like to please a man so you can change the one(s) you have to fit your needs. Girls like to get close to their guy, and "communicate." But later, if you break up, she might try and get back at you so for crissake don't let her know anything she could use or spread to others.
Girls love the "bad boy." They hope they can "reform" him, or they're a case of point #11 above. Invent deep intimate stuff you can tell her in bed, she'll go for it.
She only wants to talk about relationships and girl stuff anyway. In the meantime you can flirt with the other girls on the dance floor.
Buy her a nice meal, so that she knows what she owes you in exchange for the meal.
(It alters your blood type.) Almost all girls have one.